verylittlebird:

kids today google, not giggle. they play angry birds instead of getting angry AT birds. they all have an ipad but no iq. not even one. they playstation but they never play station. i.e. one pretending to be a train and the others pretending to be different trains or low paid maintenance workers. they’re obsessed with one direction, rather than enjoying all eight directions equally. facebook… but unable to face… a book. or a hoop with a stick. a lost generation. the tv show.

(via ruinedchildhood)

bunny-banana:

IF YOU SERIOUSLY THINK I’M GONNA LISTEN TO YOU EXPLAINING TO ME ALL THE DIFFERENT REGIONAL ACCENTS/DIALECTS OF YOUR NATIVE LANGUAGE AND SHOWING ME THE EXACT LINGUISTIC DIFFERENCES TO RELATED LANGUAGES then you are absolutely right make yourself comfortable i’ll just bring the popcorn and then we can proceed

(via miss-nerdgasmz)

bionicle-art-squad:

Meet the Bionicle Art Squad Artist: toatom

"Hi, I’m Tom from Angle-land and I started collecting Bionicles about 13 years ago, though I still don’t know much lore. My favourite Toa is Nuju, cause he’s a nerd like me. I’ve been drawing since before I can remember, and I also like to play keyboard, and computer games. Did I mention I’m an animator?"

(via demitsorou)

the witcher 3 → ladies

(via chaotichero)

HERA: who is this
ZEUS: who is what
HERA: who is this naked youth
ZEUS: youre going to have to be more specific
HERA: the one at your feet
ZEUS: oh
him
what about him
HERA: where did he come from
ZEUS: where did any of us come from
you know?
could be from the sea
or my own head
or spit up by an angry snake
hard to tell
HERA: did you kidnap him for sex
ZEUS: what
no
what?
HERA: did he kidnap you for sex
ZEUS: no
he’s
my cup guy
this is Ganymede, Official Cup Holder
he holds the cups
HERA: really
ZEUS: youve been saying forever that we need a guy to hold all the cups we use
HERA: i’ve never said that
ZEUS: someones been saying it
i just thought id save us all a little trouble
HERA: why isn’t he holding any cups
ZEUS: what
HERA: if he’s the cup holder why doesn’t he have a cup to offer me
i’m thirsty
ZEUS: I’m
EARTHQUAKE
[ZEUS raises his hands and all of Mount Olympus begins to shake violently. HERA is trapped underneath a falling rock]
ZEUS: sorry babe
cant hear you over all this earthquake
Dirtbag Zeus on thetoast.net (via laurencombeferre)

(via m-azing)

xekstrin:

I’m sorry but just
look at Carmilla still bound and gagged on the side 
plotting her revenge

xekstrin:

I’m sorry but just

look at Carmilla still bound and gagged on the side 

plotting her revenge

the-little-wolfdog:

"The Orange Period"

little Kira would often walk around disguised as a fox :)

(via blackbackedjackal)

ryanlangdraws:

Late night sketch. I recorded it to post it on instagram (1.5 hours in 15 seconds looks like a seizure) but I’m thinking of doing a 15-20 minute voice over soon, for anyone interested. And yes, it’s basically the hulk pose reversed. I was tired.

*Updated with link to process video (same as above) *
http://vimeo.com/107371048

ryanlangdraws:

Late night sketch. I recorded it to post it on instagram (1.5 hours in 15 seconds looks like a seizure) but I’m thinking of doing a 15-20 minute voice over soon, for anyone interested. And yes, it’s basically the hulk pose reversed. I was tired.

*Updated with link to process video (same as above) * http://vimeo.com/107371048

(via greatwasabi)

infamousnfamous:

memeguy-com:

Halloween display fell over

OR
THE FIRST CASUALTY OF THE SKELETON WAR

infamousnfamous:

memeguy-com:

Halloween display fell over

OR

THE FIRST CASUALTY OF THE SKELETON WAR

(via greatwasabi)

xekstrin:

memorysynched:

image

LOOK AT THIS FUCKING IDIOT

TJIS IS LIKE FINSING OUT DESMOND TOOK A SELFE WHILE STEALONG THOSE BATTRY THINGS IN AC3 

but first

let me take a selfie


- Rosalind Lutece, 1889

- Rosalind Lutece, 1889

(via chaotichero)